WILL ROGERS GIVES HIS IDEA OF CLEMENCEAU’S APPEAL

LONDON, Aug. 9. – I had this debt thing about quieted down when this old fellow Clemenceau broke out. I can’t be everywhere.

I think any man over eighty or under sixty should be barred from expressing any opinion on debts.

Yours, Will Rogers.


WILL ROGERS SAYS EUROPE HAS OPENED GAME SEASON

LONDON, Aug. 10. – It is the open season now in Europe for grouse and Americans.

They shoot the grouse and put them out of their misery.

Yours truly, Will Rogers.


WILL ROGERS HAS NEW IDEA ABOUT THE TOURIST PROBLEM

LONDON, Aug. 11. – I told you how bad it’s getting with the tourists

over here.

Some of them are getting almost what they deserve.

Yours informally, Will Rogers.


WILL ROGERS SPECULATES ON CLEMENCEAU NOTE SOURCE

LONDON, Aug. 12. – I had a long talk with friend Barney Baruch. He did not dictate that letter Clemenceau wrote; he only gave him the idea of it.

Baruch has gone to shoot grouse.

He names them after the Republicans and has never missed one.

Yours for information, Will Rogers.

 

WILL ROGERS THINKS BRITISH UNEDUCATED IN EARTHQUAKES

LONDON, Aug. 16. – England had an earthquake yesterday and their newspapers didn’t know enough to call it a fire. What are you going to do with people with no education like that?

P.S. - There is a cricket match going on here that has been on for three months - one game. The earthquake didn't even wake up the spectators.

Yours observingly, Will Rogers.

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